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Impossible Three Spoons

            There is an old man, he had cough, until a week  he did not get well. He looked so fear about his health.

             The old man coughed,”uhuuuk.. uhuuuk. uhuuk.” His wife suggested to go to doctor, “ih dear your cough is annoying, go and check your heatlh to the doctor.”

            So, he went to meet a doctor, then the doctor gave him a medicine and the doctor said,” sir, this medicine should be  taken 3 spoons a day. You must take it regularly until your cough reduced . ”

            Suddenly, the old man answer,” ooww, I think it’s impossible to do doc.”

          The doctor was flabbergasted and said,” why it’s impossible sir? You don’t like the medicine?”.

          The oldman answer,” no, it’s because I should taken it 3 spoons a day, and I have only 2 spoons in my home.” 

   

    Text  Analyzing

1.      Orientation : There is an oldman,he had cough, until a week  he did not get well.

2.      Events :  - His wife suggested to check up his health  to doctor soon.

                   -  So, he went to meet a doctor, then the doctor gave him a medicine and said the

                      medicine should be  taken 3 spoons a day.

3.      Twist   : The doctor was flabbergasted when the oldman can’t do her suggestion. Then the oldman

                   said he just has 2 spoons in his home.

A Stupid Soldier

                Kangin joined  the army when he was twenty five,  and for  2 years he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.

                One day, he and his friends  were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Kangin.  After he had shoot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, “You’re quite hopeless, Kangin! Don’t waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!’’ 

                Kangin felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the young soldiers  heard the sound of a shot.

                “Heavens!’’ the officer said,”  Has that silly man really shot  himself?’’
                 He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Kangin was alright. “ I’m sorry, Sir,’’ he said, “but I miss again.’’

                Text Analyzing

1.       Orientation       : Kangin joined  the army and he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did

                                           quite well in everything except shooting.

2.       Events  :  - He and his friends  were practicing their shooting.  After he had shoot at the 

                               target nine times and had not hit it once.

                            - The officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot commanded him

                               to go behind that wall and shoot himself with it. - Kangin felt ashamed. He went

                               behind the wall.

                            -  A few seconds later the officer and the young soldiers  heard the sound of a shot.

3.     Twist    :  The officer ran behind the wall anxiously, but Kangin was alright and said “ I’m

                           sorry Sir, I miss again.’’

Ilussion  from  A Pair of Headset

                One day, a young man named Igor is hanging out in the mall with her girlfriend, Jani. They’re shopping, watching cinema, and then they are go to the restaurant that is quite busy.

                Suddenly Igor feels stomachache and wants to fart. He can hold it anymore.
So, because he think the music is so loud enuogh to cover his fart sound. So, he fart carefully,”preeet”, then, his girlfriend leave him with weird face.

                He ignore it, and think “ah, she just wants to go to toilet”

                Once again, he wants to fart again. Then, he fart with sounds like a machine gun. “prepepepepet  prepet” and he feels relief, and still think his fart’s sounds is covered by loud music.

                Because his girlfriend does not go back from toilet, he decide to catch up her. “ah, why Jani is so lame?”. When he stand up, other people look him with weird look and when he looks to the mirror, he so flabbergasted, because the music that he heard is heard by himself with headset.

Text Analyzing

1. Orientation     : A young man named Igor is hanging out in the mall with her girlfriend, Jani. 
2. Events :  - Suddenly Igor feels stomachache and wants to fart. -He can hold it anymore. Because he think the music is so loud enugh to cover his fart sound. - His girlfriend leave him with weird face.  He ignore it, and think she just wants to go to toilet.
3. Twist                    : Because his girlfriend does not go back from toilet, he decide to catch up her.  When he stand up, other people look him with weird look and when he looks to the mirror, he so flabbergasted, because the music that he heard is heard by himself with headset.