Rabu, 18 Januari 2012

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Impossible Three Spoons
            There is an old man, he had cough, until a week  he did not get well. He looked so fear about his health.
             The old man coughed,”uhuuuk.. uhuuuk. uhuuk.” His wife suggested to go to doctor, “ih dear your cough is annoying, go and check your heatlh to the doctor.”
            So, he went to meet a doctor, then the doctor gave him a medicine and the doctor said,” sir, this medicine should be  taken 3 spoons a day. You must take it regularly until your cough reduced . ”
            Suddenly, the old man answer,” ooww, I think it’s impossible to do doc.”
          The doctor was flabbergasted and said,” why it’s impossible sir? You don’t like the medicine?”.
          The oldman answer,” no, it’s because I should taken it 3 spoons a day, and I have only 2 spoons in my home.” 

   
    Text  Analyzing
1.      Orientation : There is an oldman,he had cough, until a week  he did not get well.
2.      Events :  - His wife suggested to check up his health  to doctor soon.
                   -  So, he went to meet a doctor, then the doctor gave him a medicine and said the
                      medicine should be  taken 3 spoons a day.
3.      Twist   : The doctor was flabbergasted when the oldman can’t do her suggestion. Then the oldman
                   said he just has 2 spoons in his home.